A) like i care? I dont give a fish.
B) throw the invitation card into the bin
C) cry out loud until your eyes pop out
D) commit a suicide
E) crash their wedding and make a scene
F) stalk the couple and hit them with your car
G) attend the wedding with a big congratulations smile though it eats you from the inside
H) kill his future fiance/fiancee/wife/husband
I) ....................., who? (fill in with your ex's name)
J) send tonnes of inappropriate piccies of you together as a wedding
Keh keh keh.
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